David Shipley

How I found the true meaning of Christmas in prison

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What do prisoners eat on Christmas Day? Some tabloid reports might lead you to think ‘lags’ are ‘gorging’ themselves on turkey with all the trimmings. Even the official prison menus from the Ministry of Justice make lunch on 25 December sound appetising: inmates at HMP Manchester, a high-security jail, get ‘Traditional Turkey Dinner with stuffing, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, vegetables (and) sausage wrapped in bacon & gravy’ served up with ‘Christmas pudding & white sauce and Christmas cake’. As you would imagine the reality is very different. 

In a typical British prison this afternoon, inmates will be carrying flimsy blue plastic plates down to the servery to receive a slice of dry turkey cooked hours before, a single stuffing ball, and a solitary pig in a blanket even more meagre than those the prison provide for sleeping under. They will carry this feast back to their cells before the door is slammed and locked behind them.

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