Aidan Hartley Aidan Hartley

House work

After three years in tents and having spent a fortune we still have not moved into the house

issue 27 January 2007

Laikipia

Our farmhouse is at the finishing stage and Wachira, the electrician from Large Power and Control, is advising me on aesthetics. ‘A spotlight in the garden is a beauteous thing to behold,’ he urges. I reply, ‘Fine, but can we talk about house lighting first?’ ‘Yes, but we must illuminate the garden path in a way to be admired.’ ‘No spotlight,’ I say firmly.

After three years in tents and having spent a fortune we still have not moved into the house. Our Kenyan farm is a white elephant leaning on my chest. The way we have spent money causes me to have ghastly visions of wrist slashing, serious illness without insurance, falling towers and a runaway crack-cocaine addiction. We have constructed a railway that emerges from and goes nowhere in the jungle.

At this instant, the water boiler — an old oil drum modified to be heated over a wood fire — ruptures with an explosive hiss of steam.

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