Aidan Hartley Aidan Hartley

Home truths

Laikipia<br /> I ask my neighbours how one fixes a chimney.

issue 18 August 2007

Laikipia
I ask my neighbours how one fixes a chimney.

Laikipia

I ask my neighbours how one fixes a chimney. ‘Throw a live, flapping turkey down it,’ says one. It appears chimney-sweeps are unknown in Kenya. ‘Or lower down a sack with two tomcats in it.’ Another suggests blasting a 12-bore up the flue.

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