Taki Taki

High life | 24 September 2015

This tournament will be my last — and I’ll win it by imagining I’m fighting that slob

issue 26 September 2015

Gstaad

Jeremy Clarke has wiped me out again, for a change. His accounts of the high jinks on board the Spectator

At the age of 79, I’m seriously contemplating becoming a bird-watcher

cruise had the mother of my children laughing out loud, something she’s not known for among those of us who consider laughing loudly a staggering breach of taste. Never mind, Jeremy’s talents and his ability to describe the indescribable in vivid prose is a badly kept secret among those of us who love good writing. The only thing wrong with Jeremy is that he shows me up week in, week out. Being the fall guy does not suit me one bit. And I hope I won’t be falling this week in Amsterdam, where I’m competing in the world veteran judo championships. This is my last competition ever. I’ve said this before, but this time I mean it, just like the girl who said no to her first-kiss opportunity.

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