Toby Young Toby Young

Help! I’m a full-time dad

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issue 09 March 2024

For the past ten or so years, Caroline has taken herself off to Barbados for two weeks every winter, leaving her long-suffering husband to hold the fort. To be fair, it’s a freebie, so she can hardly be blamed. Her best friend, Bridie, is a tennis instructor and in return for giving lessons to the guests at a five-star hotel for a couple of weeks, not only does Bridie get free room and board but she gets to bring a plus one. All Caroline has to do is make up the numbers in the occasional game of mixed doubles.

That I haven’t collapsed under the strain and hired a cook or a housekeeper has impressed my mother-
in-law

This year, though, is different. Caroline now has a part-time job in travel PR and her company has just picked up a new client with several hotels in Barbados. That means she’s staying on for an extra five days for ‘work-related’ reasons.

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