Aidan Hartley Aidan Hartley

Hell is an English train journey

Between Pevensey Bay and Cooden Beach I feel I am losing the will to go on

‘The trains, like the sense of despair they bring on, haven’t improved since the 1970s’ [Allan Cash Picture Library / Alamy Stock Photo] 
issue 09 April 2022

Delayed, on Southern Rail

Home From the Hill is a 1987 documentary by Molly Dineen about Hilary Hook, an elderly colonel who after a life in Kenya and the Far East retires to a nasty flat in England. Poor old Hilary has never had to prepare his own food and now, in his twilight years, he can’t even open a can of soup. He is horrified by Britain, its culture and bad weather. When I first saw Molly’s superb film as a young man it struck a chord. Some 35 years later, on a brief visit to England from Kenya, I can almost hear and feel myself becoming Hook. It’s not so much that neither of us can cook for ourselves. It’s more that under this dome of grey skies and public service announcements, we both miss the gaudy melon flower of home.

Hell, I know now, will be an eternity of travelling by the local train services towards East Sussex

On the train platform, passengers old and young look like subjugated extras in a dystopian movie.

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