Has to be:
It gets stranger still:Human foot found in Cleethorpes matches another in Holland.
Humberside Police said a right foot found on Cleethorpes beach on August 11 belongs to a man reported missing from the South Yorkshire area in December 2008.
A spokesman said: ”Humberside Police has also been liaising with the Netherlands authorities to work together to establish whether a left foot in a similar trainer found at Terschelling, the Netherlands, on Saturday September 11 belongs to the same person.
‘This has today been confirmed.”
The spokesman added: ”The following police investigation has revealed no suspicious circumstances and police are now liaising with HM Coroner.”
So, Foot A is found in Cleethorpes and Foot B is found in the Netherlands and the police say there are no suspicious circumstances? Verily, ’tis a mad, mad world my friends.Officers said the finds in Cleethorpes and Holland are unconnected to another foot found further up the River Humber earlier this month.
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