James Delingpole James Delingpole

Has Spitting Image ever been funny?

It's astonishing that puppets full of such satirical promise should be so unfailingly and relentlessly let down by the lazy script

Even Spitting Image's hot take on Prince Charles missing the target. Photo: ITV 
issue 31 October 2020

Thank you, Spitting Image, for the nostalgia trip! Your new series on BritBox has rekindled with almost Proustian fidelity those feelings I used to get every single time I watched the show back in my lost 1980s youth: the bathos; the disappointment; the frustration; the despair; the perpetual astonishment that puppet caricatures full of such satirical promise should so unfailingly and relentlessly be let down by such a leaden, insight-free script.

Yes, we all remember the puppets: Margaret Thatcher in her chalk-stripe business suit; Norman Tebbit in his leathers; the hacks represented by wolves. But can anyone recall a single line from any episode that made them laugh, ever? I can’t. In fact the only script I remember at all — and it sticks in my head because I hated it so much — was the one that went: ‘I’ve never met a nice South African.’

By ‘South African’, it of course meant ‘white South African’.

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