Haikick

In Competition No. 3087 you were invited to submit haikicks. We already have short-form hybrids such as the clerihaiku (here’s one from Mary Holtby):

Peter Palumbo
Cries, ‘Mumbo-jumbo!’ and rails
At the Prince of Wales
 
And the limeraiku:
 
A haiku will do
 
For a limerick trick, called
A Limeraiku.

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David Shipley

Are we missing the point about the ‘Amazon killer’ Axel Rudakubana?

That was by Arthur P. Cox.
 
Now Bill Webster, veteran of these pages, has come up with a new version of the haiku-limerick combination. Hence this challenge. You responded to it with your customary vim and wit, and with the help of such notables as William Spooner, Abraham Lincoln and Jeremys Clarkson and Paxman.
 
The winners, printed below, are rewarded with a tenner per entry printed.

Abraham Lincoln
Once made America great,
When showing the place
That honour and grace
Held at the heart of the state.