As Mr S revealed yesterday, The Guardian has vetoed brown sauce for their palatable readers, confining it to be fit only for lowly members of the establishment.
Champagne, on the other hand, is still okay.
The paper are running a bubbly tasting session tonight which will allow their readers to ‘break down the barriers of this exclusive domain’ and give them the skills to ‘be able to talk about champagne with confidence’.
With ticket prices listed at £99, only the paper’s finest champagne socialists need consider attending.
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