I’ve never been so happy! What a speech! What a leader!!! I’ve already started a Facebook group entitled: “Does anyone not want to vote for Dave?” When he whispered “I love you, babe” to Sam through the live mic, that we “accidentally” left on, it was just the best moment ever. It’s so exciting to think that in a month’s time I will be moving my Pony Club desk tidy into Number Ten – who would have thought it?

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