Help! If I’m too kind to GB News, my bosses at LBC will be cross as the channel nicked their top producer, not to mention the entire format (talk radio, televised). And if I am too unkind, the chairman of this magazine and galactico of GB News Mr Andrew Neil won’t have me at Speccie parties ever again.
I have now been watching for around a week in order to give the station time to settle, but I did tune in for the launch. I roped in Dorothy Byrne as an expert witness. Why? One, she was head of news and current affairs at Channel Four for decades and, two, she is, like Andrew Neil, from Paisley, as she never tires of telling you.
Mr Neil’s Glasgow kiss of a welcoming monologue went on for five minutes with only one, out-of-focus camera on the star presenter, who was wearing a black jacket and sitting in a black set so it looked as though his decapitated head was a celestial body composed of pâté bobbing around in some galaxy far away.
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