HERMIT WANTED
Free meals and accommodation.
Situated on grand estate.
Would suit the quiet type.
When Giles and Ginny married ‘it was like a great clanging-together of bank vaults that rang out across the land’. Now Ginny demanded a savage. She had discovered an empty cave in the woods, and it needed to be occupied.

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