Laikipia, Kenya
My cousin Charlie Williams is a young Irish Guards captain about to deploy in Afghanistan. The other day he came to stay on our farm in Kenya’s highlands and I got a glimpse of what he’s about to go through in an exciting yet poignant way.
Charlie brought the British Army along. In fact, they ‘attacked’ us in an airborne assault. The evening before, I was astonished when a British officer pointed at Celestina and said, ‘You’re a suicide bomber.’ In reality, Celestina works on the farm with me. ‘And you, Aidan, are a truly horrible man. You’re the Taleban boss of the suicide bombers.’
At night, we were told reconnaissance teams were scouting the farmstead and eavesdropping on our radio communications. ‘Let’s blow up the British,’ Celestina happily announced on his walkie-talkie, method acting a little too enthusiastically.
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