Frantic and fantastic

There is now an established tradition of busy stars not reading the books to which they put their names. It stretches from Hedy Lamarr, who 40 years ago sued the ghostwriters of Ecstasy and Me for misrepresentation some while after publication, to Victoria Beckham who claims never to have read a book, not even her autobiography. According to the distinguished film historian, David Thomson, who licked Fan-Tan into shape for publication, it seems likely that the dyslexic Brando belonged to this elite company and never read this posthumously published novel. Without his name on it, the book would never have appeared under the imprint of a reputable publisher.

Fan-Tan is a nautical adventure yarn, several fathoms sub-Conrad, to whom it alludes, and more like a discarded novel by James Clavell, author of Asian sagas such as Tai Pan and Noble House. The central character is the Edinburgh-born, American-naturalised adventurer Anatole Doultry, named after Anatole France but known around the China Seas as ‘Annie’.