Farewell to the bank that did Dull

This is getting serious — so serious that I’ve done something I may have cause to regret terribly a year or two hence. I have sold my shares in Lloyds TSB. I did so with a heavy heart, and an even heavier loss, since they were bought when the shares were yielding 7 per cent, a rate comfortably in excess of the interest on the bank’s most generous deposit account at the time. They are still yielding 7 per cent, in a manner of speaking, but the shares are sad, shrivelled things, and the extra income I’ve had is a tiny fraction of the capital I’ve lost.

Lloyds was the bank that did Dull. It maintained the dividend when all around were urging it to cut (the finance director cut himself loose instead when the board, under chief executive Peter Ellwood, overruled his recommendation) and for five years the new board under Sir Victor Blank continued to pay the Peter Ellwood Memorial Dividend, even though it absorbed most of the profits.