Everything is well and truly burned to a crisp, and we are piling through hundreds of pounds of hay a week. When the sun shines relentlessly and it never rains, keeping horses gets awfully expensive.
The poor gee-gees themselves are bored stiff. We heave mountains of hay into the fields but they miss the ability to mooch about foraging and munching the greenery. There is no greenery. Everything is brown and white. I don’t think I can recall ever seeing the fields white before. When the grass first burned off, the paddocks went a taupe colour. But after weeks and weeks of relentless sun and no more than the odd spot of rain, the ground became quite bleached.
The builder boyfriend’s cobs loaf about or snooze under trees. They like being lazy. It’s very much their thing, standing about doing nothing. But my thoroughbred Darcy is apt to get bad tempered when it’s so hot she’s forced to stand still.

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