Enemies of the Crown

Prince Andrew’s follies have shown the royal family who its friends are

To enemies of the monarchy, Prince Andrew presents the perfect target. He has an array of vices: a love of the high life, a weakness for unsavoury company, a painfully short list of achievements and a talent for finding his way into newspapers. His foreign trips have a reputation for misadventure, with diplomats sent to smooth the feathers he ruffles. To have the reputation of being rude is hardly fatal for a royal: the Duke of Edinburgh has almost made a virtue of it. But when convicted sex offenders, Kazakh billionaires and teenage masseurs were thrown into the mix, the anti-monarchists knew it was the perfect time to pounce.

It is a Labour MP, Chris Bryant, who has led the charge. The Prince, he says, should resign because he ‘is a bit of an embarrassment’ — this from a former vicar best known for posting a picture of himself in his underpants on a dating website.