Hugo Rifkind

Ed Miliband was always destined to be rubbish – and he is

You know those jokes you hear which immediately send you into a furious rage at the fact that you didn’t think them up yourself? At least, I assume you do; I don’t think it’s just a quirk of having a profession whereby your livelihood depends on stuff that other people just do for a hobby.

• From magazine issue: 18 June 2011