Harry Mount

Don’t police the beach

Harry Mount regrets that his favourite coastline in Wales has been turned into a scene from Baywatch by posturing RNLI lifeguards roaring around on quad bikes

issue 28 August 2010

You might not have been to Freshwater West, on the remote western shores of Pembrokeshire, but you’ve probably seen it before — on the big screen. Because the bay is so untouched by man, it can stand in for pretty much any period in history. It’s just starred as the medieval beach in Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood, and as the seaside home to the shell house in the latest Harry Potter film.

These days, it couldn’t stand in for much, except perhaps a Welsh version of Baywatch — Boyowatch, perhaps? Because, as of this year, between 26 June and 5 September, the beach has been destroyed by the Royal National Lifeboat Institution.

Every day this summer, the RNLI has erected a beach hut — the only man-made structure on the beach. Every day, between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m., three RNLI lifeguards litter the beach with lurid warning signs about soft sand and riptides, plant huge flags in the sand, and lay their yellow surfboards across the tideline.

Comments

Join the debate for just $5 for 3 months

Be part of the conversation with other Spectator readers by getting your first three months for $5.

Already a subscriber? Log in