Don’t mock the Prince’s ‘black spider’: it could save the albatross

Briefly last week the nation chortled over its cornflakes at newspaper headlines about the ‘black spider’, and reports of letters to ministers from the Prince of Wales, and pictures of letters from ministers to the Prince of Wales heavily annotated in the sort of spidery black ink, which did look obsessive when spread across the front of a newspaper above a giggly caption, but hardly differed from the exasperated marginal scribbling we all produce but never expect to see in newspapers. I found my mind wandering to a different scene. I had described it in The Spectator at the time, six years ago.

I was wintering in the sub-Antarctic on an island Captain Cook called Desolation and which the French, who own it, call Kerguelen, about 4,000 miles south of India in the Southern Ocean, in the path of the Roaring Forties. There are no roads there; but driving a tractor along the beaches a French comrade and I reached the extreme east of the island, a vast flat wetland, strewn with lakes and tufts and bogs, on whose shore (first mapped by Cook) the freezing ocean pounds.