MONDAY
Another day, another chance to demonstrate our values. We are launching our spring forum in Manchester with an initiative: ‘focusing on the transformational impact of trusting people’. DD was meant to be in charge but Dave stepped in at the last minute and said he would do it himself because D2 was bound to muck it up.
Poppy in fearful snit after being put in charge of Wives’ Product Placement: Smythson’s handbags, novels written by spouses of members of the shadow Cabinet, etc. Says it’s beneath her. Well, excuse me!
For once I seem to have come out on top. Am on a secret unit helping to secure celebrity endorsements. It is run by a guy called Jack who is terribly nice — the snag being he doesn’t seem to know much about famous people.
This week we need Northerners: Nigel says Dave has set his heart on Morrissey.
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