Well, here they are! My exciting New Year’s Resolutions for 2007!
1) Make more policy
Controversial, I know. But after long chat with Jed am convinced that this is where I can make my mark. He says, and I agree, that policy is far too important to be left to politicians, ‘especially clueless Tories. This is a job for people who understand people, Tammy. Their hopes, their fears — goddamit, their dreams. It’s about knowing what they want — and giving it to them.’ Then he clicked his fingers in v sexy way. It’s becoming clear to me why he is in charge. Have already had some success with my 35-hour working week proposal. So, am going to spend Christmas on a new plan for people with pets to be given equal rights to paid parental leave. There must be literally millions of doggy votes in it — let’s help the paw!
2) Remain unmarried
Despite IDS doing his best to force everyone to get married in a bid to cut crime, eliminate addiction and create a new Utopia (good luck with that, by the way!), am certain that Compassionate Cohabiting is the smart lifestyle option for the centre-right girl about town.
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