Tamzin Lightwater

Diary of a Notting Hill Nobody | 28 July 2007

Good news at last. Dezzy and Paddy (sorry, Mr Swayne and Mr McLoughlin) have successfully identified the traitors who are calling for a vote of no confidence in Dave.<br />When you look down the list it’s clear that we are dealing with some extremely vulnerable people.

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