Monday
Very odd thing has happened. Was in Starbucks queuing for brownies when gorgeous Alessio fixed me with his sultry stare and said, ‘Hey, lady, you leave your things!’ And produced my folder of emails! He said it fell off the counter, and he’s sorry it’s soggy but it landed in a puddle of semi-skimmed.
So I didn’t leak the emails after all!
Am so disappointed. Was enjoying being femme fatale and having everyone treading on eggshells.
Tuesday
Another Tory belief successfully ditched! Rail privatisation goes the way of patient passports, tax cuts, leaving the EPP and fighting crime. (‘To the great resting place of principles in the sky,’ Nigel says.) Dave is ripping through them! If he goes on
at this rate we’ll be well ahead of schedule on the ‘core-vote-shedding’ strategy. Mr Letwin reckons we can safely lose a million ‘saddos’.
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