Hot: where’s the glacier when you need it?
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Hot: where’s the glacier when you need it? Am sick of trawling internet for violent lyrics Dave can use for campaign against rap: just because someone called ‘Lethal Bizzle’ said he was a ‘donut’ — I don’t even understand why this is an insult. Various references to cracking skulls, shooting up and hanging with crews — or should I say ‘crewz’? Found repeated use of ‘their’ instead of ‘there’, possessive its with an apostrophe etc. Honeztly, Dave should launch a campaign against bad spelling in hip-hop if you ask me.
Thankfully, we are moving on soon. Our next campaign is an attack on novelty mobile ringtones. ‘Cameron takes on Crazy Frog.’ How can it lose? That should silence the spoilsports who say we need policy.
Jed, our new strategic communications chief — catchphrase: ‘Don’t call me Alastair’ — says policy is over.
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