Monday
Is anyone paying attention out there? Where on earth did people get the idea that we would be offering tax cuts during our first term of office? We have been quite explicit that while we would like to see tax cuts — and indeed we’ve provided an exhaustive list of the tax cuts we would, in theory, like to offer — this will, in fact, not be at all possible. We really can’t be clearer than that. So let’s have less of this silly outrage every time nice Mr Hammond restates the policy.
I don’t like to make threats. But does Dave have to promise to raise taxes before you all back off? Please, do not tempt him. He’s quite capable of revising our spending pledges and performing a series of radical U-turns on economic policy if you make him cross enough, you know. Oh yes.
Tuesday
Big planning meeting for Spring conference this weekend in Gateshead. (Or is it Newcastle? I can never remember.) We’ve been issued with a fascinating book on dialect (called Geordie!) so we can regionalise soundbites. Julian, our Northern guru, talked us through a few examples. When dealing with local media we must say: ‘The Tories would share the proceeds of growth between public services and tax cuts, like.’ Can’t see how that makes much difference, but Jools says these little details are absolutely crucial if we are to win new friends in Our Bloody Great Northern Cities.
To tell truth, am bit distracted. More I think about it, more I have horrible feeling have booked train to wrong place. Is Newcastle in Gateshead, or is it the other way round? Poppy says she thinks there’s a river in between them. Hope there’s some sort of ferry service.
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