Monday
Have drawn up shortlist of potential husbands. It is my Number One Priority to end my single status asap now that Being Married is official Conservative policy — not to mention a jolly good way of making a bit of extra cash from the super tax breaks! (£3,000 a year would cover my congestion charge so I could drive into town every day!)
My tabloid paramour M is obviously top of the list although I have always felt it unlikely he will stop playing the field even for a rising star of the Incoming Compassionate Centre-right Administration. Besides, there are now a few other ‘candidates’, shall we say — some of them in winnable seats!
Gary, our new comms director, started work officially today, although everyone knows he’s been on stakeout in an unmarked car outside the building for the past two weeks. At least he’s thorough.
Tuesday
Mrs Spelperson is turning out to be quite a drama queen.
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