Dave is not to be disturbed unless it’s urgent DIDs (Desert Island Discs) fallout
Monday
Dave is en famille and not to be disturbed unless it’s urgent DIDs (Desert Island Discs) fallout, which means Mr Hague is in charge. Officially. Unofficially, DD keeps ringing up and tasking us with impossible demands. He may as well ask how many foreign prisoners it takes to change a light bulb. And if he doesn’t stop calling me Tammy I will scream.
Poppy is so besotted she has even started talking like him, military references and all. Says DD is like Hannibal at Cannae, positioning his troops in a thin line around the mighty Labour army ready to massacre them from the outside in. I think she has finally lost it. Glassy eyes in Starbucks again.
Tuesday
The DIDs Impact Assessment report is a shocker.
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