Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary: your problems solved

Your problems solved

issue 01 January 2011

Q. Each year I send out about 130 Christmas cards and get back about 80. This year I received 40. I have no reason to think that I have become less popular. Can you shed any light on this disheartening development, Mary?
— J.F., London SW12

A. Many people simply could not afford to send them, but there were other factors at play. Traditional scenes celebrating the birth of Christ were widely unavailable outside of galleries and museums (where they are costly). It seems pointless to send a Simpsons Christmas card. The Post Office, in a bid to avoid offending non-Christians, is issuing secular stamps one year and non-secular the next. This year only compulsory stamps of Wallace and Gromit were on offer. These did not seem to strike the right note. Boastcards (where smug marrieds pose in front of their grand houses with their four or five good-looking children) seemed provocative in the current climate.

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