No matter how much you loved Boris you would find it maddening if he spilled red wine on your sofa. And more so if he didn’t even make a gestural effort to clear it up.
But, like us all, Boris would have known from experience of the futility of trying to get red wine stains out of ‘soft furnishings ‘
We’ve all seen fellow party guests being humiliated after such spillages as bossy people set to with theatrical paper towel mopping or the pantomime of pouring white wine or whole packets of sea salt onto the stains.
And then we’ve seen that nothing seems to work.
Boris may have felt why make a small red stain into a larger pink one?
It’s in human nature to spill red wine. In one grand house I know the occupants have deliberately bought Persian rugs with red in them in anticipation of their guests kicking over wine.
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