Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary solves Vince Cable’s ballroom dancing dilemma

From Sir Vince Cable MP

Q. I have an unfulfilled ambition to win a national title for ballroom dancing in my age group. But this leadership thing gets in the way of my training. What’s more important — Parliament’s squabbling schoolroom or Blackpool’s twinkle-toes ballroom?

A. What’s all this either/or business? These days the only way to become a leader is to become a celebrity first. Viz Trump. If they like you as leader it won’t be because you’ve got the ‘leadership thing’ — it will have been the twinkle toes that swung it.

This is an extract from Dear Mary’s Celebrity Problems Solved, which appears in the Christmas issue of the Spectator

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