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Dear Mary solves Jacob Rees-Mogg’s trumpet-playing problem

From Jacob Rees-Mogg MP

Q. My two eldest sons are becoming quite good at playing the trumpet but when they practise this wakes the baby. Nanny does not approve. I don’t want to discourage them. But we mustn’t upset Nanny. What do you recommend?

A. Youthful trumpetry is often a precursor to fame and fortune in other areas. The late Sir Bernard Fergusson (Lord Ballantrae) entitled his memoirs The Trumpet in the Hall. Give Nanny Veronica a harmonica to join in. Let them practise in the wine cellar while she watches baby on a hand-cam.

This is an extract from Dear Mary’s Celebrity Problems Solved, which appears in the Christmas issue of the Spectator

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