Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary: should I encourage guests to strip their beds? 

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issue 13 April 2024

Q. Our son, 17, who is generally a credit to us, has started eating with his mouth open. It’s the only thing we don’t love about him. It’s not to do with sinuses and we don’t know if it’s a peer-pressure thing, but when we beg him to stop he always just laughs and insists that: ‘Eating with your mouth shut isn’t a thing any more.’ We are fretting because we have some very fastidious Americans coming to lunch who are important potential clients (and snobs). They are bringing their daughter, also 17, and have specifically asked that our son be there too. Help. 

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A. Serve food with a pre-masticated texture – for example cheese soufflé, followed by shepherd’s pie, followed by chocolate mousse. If your son has no opportunity to do any chewing and must only swallow, all should go swimmingly.

Q. Last week a great friend who now lives abroad was over in London.

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