Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary: How do we get out of doing our hosts’ cleaning?

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issue 05 February 2022

Q. My husband and I have made friends with two distinguished, although fairly eccentric, writers whose company we thoroughly enjoy. However when we go to stay with them in their large London house they give us rather too many jobs to do. Of course we don’t mind helping out with food preparation, dishwashers, laying tables — we would expect to do this as, unlike us, they have no staff. However, they also ask us to clean windows, vacuum, clean silver and rake dead leaves as though we are all students sharing an Airbnb. Unfortunately we are in our sixties and these demands ensure that we return from the weekends exhausted. What should we do, Mary?

— P. and R.D., Bruton, Somerset

A. You might kill two birds with one stone by exploiting the distinguished status of these writers.

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