Mary Killen Mary Killen

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issue 20 July 2024

Q. I ride a bike from Chiswick to the City each morning. It is a ten-mile journey that takes 45 minutes and it is good for my weight and mental health. I lock my bike to a lamppost outside my semi-detached house as there is no room for it inside. Now an official-looking sign has appeared on the lamppost saying ‘It is illegal to attach bicycles to this lamppost’, but I have checked and it is not from the council. I think it must have been made by Photoshop and put up by my neighbour on the other side of my semi-detached house. She is the only other person who can see the lamppost. I don’t want to fall out with my neighbour but I think it dishonest of her to put up this notice. What should I do?

– C.W., Chiswick

A. Respond gently by having an official-looking sign knocked up yourself that says ‘It is perfectly legal to attach bicycles to this lamppost’ and placing it on top of your neighbour’s sign.

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