Q. Last week I gave lunch to my dear goddaughter and her equally dear mother in a fashionable restaurant. Both my goddaughter and I were rendered speechless when her mother produced a plastic bottle of water from her handbag and commenced to swig from it. The situation was quickly remedied when we both upbraided her soundly and water was obtained from the management. My question is: what should we have done if we had not been in a position to be so frank with the swigger, given the live-forever industry’s continued insistence on the constant public overconsumption of this fluid?
J.S., Goring Heath
A. You would have calmly said to the offender, ‘Do let me have your water’, then decanted it into a glass without further ado. Fortunately the fashion for overconsumption of water has already peaked — it has been discredited as a health boon. As for drinking straight from a squeezable plastic bottle — it may take longer before we see an end to this trend.
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