Q. At my son’s school the boys keep a clandestine leatherbound book known as ‘The Bible’, a sort of Rogues Gallery which, inter alia, keeps a detailed account of various misdemeanours and advice on how to circumvent school regulations. It is handed down from year to year, and one of my son’s friends was caught with it by his housemaster. The school believes that this kind of insubordination runs against the ethos of the school and have asked for the boy’s father to destroy the book. I think it is a well-written, amusing account of school life that bucks the trend of political correctness and encourages creativity. It is also a critical historic document, but the father feels he is under some obligation to destroy it, having undertaken to do so. I believe the school was cowardly to push the responsibility on to the father and he should hand it down to future generations. Who is right, Mary?
— T.W., London EC3
A. You are right and the school must know this. The other parent must take two photocopies of the book, destroy one of them and donate the other to be archived in the school library under a 30-year rule. The Bible should go quietly back into circulation. In this way the father will help the cowardly school to save face while engineering the best outcome.
Q. I know that many of your readers have experienced embarrassment over a failure to remember names when required to introduce someone, so may I pass on a recent exchange I overheard at a 70th birthday party? ‘Oh dear, I have forgotten my own name. Could someone remind me of it? Really? Fancy! And what is your name? Thank you. And yours? Thank you, I feel quite refreshed now.’
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