Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary… | 29 July 2006

Etiquette advice from The Spectator's Miss Manners

issue 29 July 2006

Q. I wonder what is the correct etiquette when one notices that a friend has something unattractive and highly visible in their nostril? I have a bit of a phobia about this. Obviously, one can be straightforward if it is a close friend, but I am shortly taking a house in Trebetherick for the John Betjeman centenary celebrations, and we’ll be with a gang of people I don’t know very well. I have noticed that the problem is always much worse when people are in and out of the sea.
T.M., London W8

A. You are correct. Incompletely evacuated sea-water seems to promote the generation of veritable bouquets of nasal detritus. The best way to deal with this phobia is to carry a TweezerMate 12 times magnification pocket mirror, available from Boots for £12. Brandish the mirror openly while you make a personal inspection. ‘Just doing Nostril Watch’, you can laugh good-naturedly.

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