Q. New colleagues invited us to lunch but didn’t warn us that the clippings had not been cleared up from a blackthorn hedge that lines their private drive. The next day we had two flat tyres. With established friends we would ring up and give them an earful, but we don’t know how this couple (who seem a bit humourless) would take it. However, we don’t think they should get away scot free — not least because their other guests might well suffer. What do you suggest?
— Name withheld, Aberystwyth
A. Ask them back. And when they next invite you to lunch accept gratefully, upon the stipulation that they collect you from the top of their drive, where you will leave your car parked. Only at this point, when they ask ‘why’ can you mention the blackthorn heads having caused you a puncture.
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