Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary | 22 November 2008

Your problems solved

issue 22 November 2008

Q. At a packed piano recital the other night, we were the only ones who didn’t have white hair, so had every reason to expect good manners to prevail. Nevertheless, during Träumerei, a lady started peeling apart a cellophane wrapper. It was a long, loving and loud process, and to judge by the surreptitious movement with which she finally raised the sweetmeat to her mouth, she knew she was doing wrong. The concert hall acoustics heartbreakingly magnified the sound and ruined my enjoyment of this piece. It may also have enraged the famous pianist, who did not favour us with an encore. What should we have done?

S.T., Wiltshire

A. It is never quite clear whether those who crackle sweet papers, drink like babies at a teat from water bottles, or cough in auditoria are oblivious to the disturbance they are creating.

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