Mary Killen Mary Killen

Dear Mary | 20 December 2008

Your problems solved

issue 20 December 2008

Once again Mary has invited some of her favoured persons of distinction to submit Christmas queries.

From Sir Tim Rice

Q. I have recently employed a full-time driver. A friend (a well-known art dealer and social gadabout) has informed me and many of my close circle that it is considered common to sit in the back of a car when being driven. This has caused me some distress. I am painfully aware that among the highly competitive brotherhood of drivers I may be harming my new employee’s standing by not sitting in the front with him. Of course, it would be foolish to take this issue to the extremes of a late friend of mine, a distinguished cricket writer who was such a snob that he refused to be in the same car as his driver, but I would very much like to keep all concerned happy. As I am 6ft4, the back of the car has great appeal.

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