Q. We have been trying to invite a very particular couple to supper for over a year and have finally broken down their resistance. Would it be better to have them alone, we asked ourselves, or should we play it safe and invite another couple? We decided on the latter, but late in the day, our foils have cancelled. Compatible people are thin on the ground around here, especially at such short notice, but would it be better to dilute the company with second-raters rather than to subject this distinguished duo to an intense à quatre with a couple they hardly know? We have no servants.
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A. You should invite a single person rather than another couple. This formula will increase your chance of having a successful dinner party since hackles tend to rise when a couple is faced with two new couples. They know from experience that everyone will subconsciously fall into double-act mode, singing from the same song sheet, etc. Yet when a couple has to address a singleton, there is a special chemistry that often works surprisingly well and more big talk is likely to take place. While you and your wife are scurrying about, the couple will be bonding with the singleton whereas with another couple they would be more likely to be competing.
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