Mark Mason

Dead expensive

There’s no legal obligation to use a funeral director. And it may be that you can make a better job of it

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issue 16 May 2015

They say that death and taxes are the only two certainties in life. But there seems to be a third, linked to death and as painful as taxes. It’s the astronomical cost of organising a funeral.

My partner’s father died recently, and for the honour of a bog-standard cremation in a far from fashionable part of East Anglia she was charged just over £4,000. Jo felt no shame in asking for the cheapest option (it’s what her father would have wanted — he was never a man to waste money), and so the answer came as something of a shock. When a figure has you imagining the cheeky little jaunt to the Caribbean it could fund instead, you know things have turned serious.

‘How the hell do they justify four grand?’ I asked.

Jo went through the itemised list.

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