Tamzin Lightwater

DD goes berserk

Well, they can’t say I didn’t warn them. DD has finally lost it. Why did Dave have to go and put him in charge of this stupid social mobility thingy. Now he has a mini empire and is behaving like a power crazed dictator.

Today he had one of his poor girls frog marched from the Commons in a military style “counter-coup” operation.

By all accounts it was absolutely chilling. One minute he was promising to take her to the National Tank Museum, the next he was ranting about insurgency, ordering her about by her surname and demanding her badge back.

Accused her of leaking stories about how capricious and unpredictable he can be. (The truth is we all leak those. Could have been any one of about 50 of us).

Anyway, the point is, a serious refugee situation is now developing with researchers queuing up to get out of The Bunker.

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