Dazzling wordplay: Man-Eating Typewriter, by Richard Milward, reviewed

Imagine you work for a grubby Soho publishing company (the fictional Glass Eye Press) in the late 1960s and an unhinged anarchist gets in touch, offering to send you his memoirs which will detail how and why he will commit the crime of the century. Such is the premise of Richard Milward’s clever dark comedy, Man-Eating Typewriter.

The novel’s severely unreliable narrator is Raymond Marianne Novak, the son of a French surrealist (semi-affectionately called Madam Ovary), who is brought up in a war-damaged London squat. Novak is breathtakingly ugly, pansexual, a dab hand at the old maquillage and can run up a spectacular cossie on his sewing machine in minutes. His adventures take him into high society, swinging 1960s London, a mental institution (where he is castrated), Gibraltar (where he falls for a Barbary ape) and Paris (where he gets involved in the riots).

While in the merchant navy Novak picks up Polari, a language popular in theatrical and gay circles, and Milward’s commitment to developing it into a full lingo is unsurpassed. For the uninitiated, then, this is likely to be a flummoxing read, at least for the first 50 pages or so. Milward throws the reader in at the deep end, with only a few attempts to provide translations (comparisons with A Clockwork Orange are unavoidable). There is a lot of sexual and scatological hilarity along the way, and depending on your temperament you may prefer to remain sheltered under Polari’s confounding blanket.

Novak certainly has a way with words – phrases that tickled my fancy include the unfairgound of inequality, the Dollydrums, mocking-janes, and the end justifies the meanies. To add to the wordplay, coded messages are sprinkled throughout the book – with Novak’s faulty typewriter playing a key role.