Definitely from the Department of Too Good to Check:
CORRECTIVE: Paris Hilton Story Tuesday, November 13, 2007 sfgate_get_fprefs(); (11-13) 15:44 PST GAUHATI, India (AP) — In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.
[Hat-Tip: The Agitator]

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