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Competition: Decalogue

issue 31 March 2012

In Competition No. 2740 you were invited to submit the ten work Commandments of the writer of your choice, living or dead.
There were some cracking entries this week — far more winners than there is space to print. Here is a taste of Brian Murdoch’s Tolkien: ‘1. If a book’s worth writing, it’s worth spinning out to three volumes … 4. You don’t need many women; it’s a man’s world in Middle Earth and 1930s Oxford colleges’; G.M. Davis’s Patience Strong: ‘Why dwell on thoughts that might give pain?/ Bring joy, like sunshine after rain.’ And J. Seery’s Hemingway: ‘if the writing is not running like a properly punched nose 1. Punch somebody. 2. If that fails, shoot a big, dangerous animal. Try a lion.’
The winners, printed below, earn £30 each. Chris O’Carroll takes the extra fiver.

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