Spectator literary competition No. 2832
This week’s assignment is a nod to Robert Burns and his magnificent ‘Address to the Haggis’, which begins:
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o’ the pudding-race!
Aboon them a’ yet tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o’a grace
As lang’s my arm.
Your task is to compose an address to an item of food of your choice. It is up to you whether or not you write in the style of Burns but poems should be maximum 16 lines and entries emailed to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 22 January.
The recent challenge to imagine what Philip Larkin might have made of the news that Hull has been anointed 2017’s City of Culture was a popular one. Despite its unpromising image, Hull has nurtured a wide range of creative talents: from poets such as Andrew Marvell and Stevie Smith, to the actor Tom Courtenay, the film director Anthony Minghella and folk legends the Watersons.
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