Rod Liddle Rod Liddle

Chvrches: Love Is Dead

Why are all these kids so committed to plundering pop music's worst ever decade?

issue 02 June 2018

Grade: B

Another load of SJW moppets keening over 1980s synths. ‘It only takes two seconds to say: I don’t agree with white supremacy,’ they told the Guardian. Chvrches, a Scottish trio relocated to New York, are led by the elfin and relentlessly concerned Lauren Mayberry. The Eurythmics fronted by Owen Jones, then, kind of. Just what you wanted, isn’t it? Chvrches have never had a hit but they do have a presence and reputation, acquired through endless gigging. They haven’t had a hit because their songs are not very good, if we’re honest.

With this new album they have tried very hard indeed to change that by bringing in shiny producers and delivering a set that sounds, at times, like the most witless Europop (especially on ‘My Enemy’).

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